Everybody knows Jean-Claude Van Damme, aka The Muscles From Brussels. You know the accent. You know the splits. You know the immaculate hair during a street fight. You know the amazing dance moves from the classic YouTube highlight. You know exactly what to expect...
Well, not anymore. You're about to catch a roundhouse of knowledge to the sternum:
Holy. Shit. This looks amazing. It already dropped at Cannes and Toronto to a very warm reception. The film opens in limited release November 7th. When it finally reaches the cultural backwater of North Carolina, I think I might tailgate for this one.
Van Damn you, Jean Claude: you trying to get me to change my Halloween costume?
2 comments:
romulus?
oh, how the warm hands that touch you can soon turn cold.
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