Finally, a story about fallen bears not discussing the collapse of the Chicago Cubs... British Columbia native, Jim West, recently survived a bear attack by killing the animal with his bare hands and a stick. As if the feat was not impressive enough on its own, did I mention he did this one handed after the bear rendered his left arm useless? Note to self: never talk shit to Jim West. Here is the whole story Bears attacks...yet another reason to avoid Canada at all costs. Here are some other deterrents:
(1) French Quebec
(2) The use of the word "eh"
(3) Hockey: the national past time
(4) Ham is referred to as "Bacon"...very confusing
(5) No Canadian can properly pronounce words featuring the letters "ou"
(6) Snow...lots & lots of cold, wet snow
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