Our favorite fire crotched tabloid fixture recently announced she preferred "bumpin' nasties" with the ladies. While this is far from a newsflash, I feel compelled to discuss her choice of companions. Seriously, why Samantha Ronson? She is a penile implant and spray tan away from being Wilmer Valderama.Masculine haircut...check.
Clothes purchased in the men's department...check.
Lack of traditional feminine curves...check.
C-List celebrity...check.
I guess Lindsay fell for her personality (&/or her ability to go downtown). In the future, I sincerely hope "LiLo" (as I like to call her) finds her way into the arms of a similarly attractive Hollywood starlet. Now, that my friends would make for some solid spank bank material.
For proof that Ronson indeed deserves the title of "Ms" (& Lindsay still enjoys some phallic shaped objects), click here
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