In relation to their lower level counterparts, college students benefit from a wealth of freedom. Parents are nowhere to be found so the responsibility to make important decisions rests squarely on the shoulders of the co-ed. Included among these decisions is the choice to go to class or stay home. Unfortunately for Michael Woodson, this memo failed to make its rounds on the part-time (sort of) higher education scene. Woodson, a Brevard Community College student, was arrested earlier today for discharging a bomb on school property. Of course, he did this to get out of class. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Maybe he is lying about his intent (*keeping fingers crossed for youth of America*).
Worst case scenario: Michael still lives at home and was forced by his parents to go to school. Instead of preparing and detonating explosives on campus, why didn't he just "pretend" to go to class? I did this for 4.5 years of my life (except I did not go through much trouble "pretending"). This is not 10th grade where school officials call your parents if you're absent too often. If you feel like cutting class in the future Michael, put down the Anarchist's Cookbook, drive to the beach, and go home after school typically ends. It's so much easier than jail time. Click here for more on this jackass...
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