Pitcher to Cops: "Get Off My Backe"

Houston Astros pitcher Brandon Backe was arrested in his Texas hometown over the weekend for participating in a wedding reception brawl. The incident also involved the bride's father and brother. Backe spent a short time in jail and posted a $1,500 bond before being released. For those keeping track at home, here is the updated scoreboard:

Astros' Pitcher-- 1 hour & $1,500
Groom-- The Rest of His Life or 1/2 of His Wealth

Considering the bride's relatives did not hesitate to ruin the wedding, the groom better get out before he has the chance to accumulate more assets. If he does decide to end things, I see a real donnybrook on the horizon at the divorce proceedings. For more, click here...