According to a recent study, women who drink excessive amounts of coffee often see a decrease in breast size. The thought of exchanging cups of joe for reduced cup sizes is a terrifying thought for all heterosexual males. Ladies, put down the java. Men love tig ol' bitties (whether it be up close & personal, or from a distance).If you insist on shrinking your ta-tas for a morning caffeine fix, please purchase some of this Japanese gum. Bust-Up could counteract coffee's demon side effect by enhancing the "size, shape, and tone of female breasts". No word on how the gum determines the sex of its consumers. Here's hoping John Travolta avoids that stuff at all costs. If his moobs grow any larger, he may be mistaken for his Look Who's Talking co-star, Kirstie Alley.
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