Maureen McCormick is best known as the actress who played wholesome Marcia on television's The Brady Bunch. Fortunately for the reader's of her new book, "Here's the Story", McCormick's real life lacked the saccharine sweetness associated with her television persona.
Instead of worrying about braces and innocent crushes, the true McCormick concerned herself with finding her next cocaine fix; sometimes in exchange for sex. She even admits to having a relationship with her onscreen brother, Greg Brady (played by Barry Williams). Since I have not actually read this book (nor do I plan to), here's hoping that Greg traded lines for entry into his faux sister's panties and fathered at least one of her two aborted babies.
What's next for the TV stars of yesteryear...a tell-all book discussing Mr. Wilson penchant for slipping "ruffies" into Dennis the Menace's milk, memoirs surfacing about Mr. Ed's involvement in a German pornography ring, Gilligan and the Skipper blogging about their days of shooting heroin rectally, little Danny Partridge getting arrested for beating up a male transvestite after receiving a $20 blowjob from shim (oh wait, that one already happened...Bonaduce = Reality TV Gold)? Nick at Nite cannot be happy with this development. For more on McCormick, click here.
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