Imagine waking up in a grandiose beach house on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. You step out of bed and onto a deck underneath a cloudless sky. Before making your way to the beach to enjoy the delightful weather, you decide to pack up the bong and pull a few tubes.
Suddenly you realize you forgot to eat breakfast. Walking back to the house seems like an awful lot of work so you continue onward. Shortly after stepping into the cool salty water, you see a red object floating next to you. Paranoia sets in as you notice these objects have surrounded your position. Sure they are Man-O-War, you frantically try to avoid the items and make your way back to the beach. Suddenly, one bumps against you.
You turn to look at the "jellyfish" which has just "numbed" your leg. To your delight, it is actually a bag of Doritos. So are all of the other "Man-O-War". Suddenly, life is awesome. You're stoned, hungry, and surrounded by free cheesy deliciousness. This actually happened earlier this week. Not so sure if the whole "jellyfish" scenario is legit, but a shit ton of Doritos did wash ashore in NC after a cargo container fell overboard. Here's the whole story...
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