This Week in PETA

It seems the darling souls over at PETA are tired of people picking on the billions of pounds of heart healthy Omega-3 fatty acids in the world's many bodies of water. In another effort to brainwash our elementary school children, they've decided to try and rebrand fish as "sea kittens," because, as their website claims who would possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

Clearly a continuation of their nofishing.net campaign, I'm not sure what to make of this. The good news is, kids and many adults in this country are so far removed from their food sources, that putting a hook through anything is the last thing on their mind. Pass the fish sticks.

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!