An Australian woman was charged with murder after her husband died from complications related to burns sustained on his genitals. Filled with jealous rage upon seeing him hug another woman, Rajini Narayan doused her husband's man bits with a flammable solution and set him ablaze while he slept. In addition to killing her spouse, the fire started by Mrs. Narayan resulted in over $1,000,000 of property damage to their home and neighboring buildings.
Wow, death by penis fire. I am at a loss for words. As you are sitting at the gates of heaven waiting to learn your eternal fate, can you imagine anything worse to read in your obituary than "fatal genitals fire"? Off the top of my head, the short answer would be "no". Here's hoping that something along the lines of "sex related heart failure" appears in the newspaper under my birth and death dates many, many years from now.
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