A+ for A-Rod

According to eyewitness reports, Alex Rodriguez was spotted "cozying" up to Kate Hudson during dinner at a New York eatery this past week. The Yankees third baseman had been romantically linked to pop superstar Madonna since his 2008 divorce. Assuming this information is accurate, what an incredible upgrade for A-Rod.

First of all, Madonna currently looks like a cross between Iggy Pop and a geriatric Olson twin. If she remade her controversial Sex book today, it would need to include a complimentary sick bag or box of that saw dust stuff they sprinkle on vomit in elementary schools. On the other hand, Kate Hudson is still young, gorgeous, and has the genetic make-up to remain beautiful for decades to come (see: Hawn, Goldie). Since he has lost so often over the years, I say its about time A-Rod comes out victorious in some facet of life. Way to go!