Life in the Fast Lane

Driving twice as fast as the legal posted speed limit is risky. While dangerous, moving at such high speeds provides a jolt of adrenaline on par with skydiving, bungee jumping, or any other extreme sport. Apparently Brenton Erhardt was tired of such common thrills and needed to raise the stakes to get his blood racing.

Erhardt, a 39 year old Aussie, was apprehended after driving at speeds of 147 kilometers per hour. At the time of his arrest, the driver was filming himself masturbating. To make things even worse for Erhardt, he was unlicensed and hauling two marijuana plants (and accompanying paraphenalia) when the vehicle was stopped. He also had a loaded rifle in the car.

Amazing! Australia has taken " bat shit crazy" to new levels over the past few days. Yesterday, we have some woman throwing her husband's "shrimp" on the Bar-B, now this guy gets caught "taming his dingo" while driving 150 kph in his Cheech-mobile. G'day, cellmates!