Thursday, January 22, 2009

Her Closet Is Full of Elegant Night Gowns & Semen Stained Bathrobes

From being crowned Miss USA to appearing in numerous TV shows, Kelli McCarty has spent a good portion of her life in the public eye. Eyes will soon be seeing a "new side" of Kelli. By agreeing to star in the film, Faithless, McCarty subsequently accepted her new title of porn star. "I enjoy acting, and I really like sex...so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions," said the actress.

Normally, I have no problem with someone knowingly and willingly accepting money for sex. Whether it be a hooker, a porn star, a sorostitute with a coke habit, or the participants in a Mandingo party, I do not care how a person chooses to pay their bills, as long as I am not forced to participate or watch. However, I do have one issue with McCarty's decision...she is 39 years old! Seriously, why do porn stars over the age of 21 exist? I guess everyone has their fetishes. Look for Faithless at your nearest adult entertainment store in the section featuring clowns, midgets, excrement, and John Wayne Bobbitt.

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