According to a story released by the AP, President Elect Barack Obama craves foods such as pizza, pasta, mac n' cheese, fried chicken, pies, and Mexican cuisine. He also fancies an occasional drink, often in the form of wine or a margarita. His major culinary dislike: beets. In other news, the future leader of the free world enjoys getting laid, sports, days off from work, hanging with the guys, and watching other men get hit in the balls by various objects.Wow, thanks for the newsflash folks at the Associated Press! I never would have guessed Obama likes pizza and hates beets without your first hand insight. As you may know, many journalists dismiss bloggers as novice writers with unoriginal ideas. Maybe one day I will be able to contribute to America's largest news agency, using my nearly unlimited resources to ask the president "Will the sun rise tomorrow?" or "Have you ever touched a dinosaur?"... you know, the really tough questions.
Note #1: The number of "Obama eating" pictures found on google images is disturbing.
Note #2: If you cannot tell that this post is oozing with sarcasm, please turn off the computer and return to your desk before your teacher catches you reading this rubbish.
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