Wednesday, December 10, 2008

RoboCop-A-Feel


Inventor Le Trung has built what he considers to be "the perfect woman". At a cost of over $20,000, the robot known as "Aiko" was constructed to serve as its maker's life partner. Much like "her" human equivalents, "she" carries on conversations, cleans the house, and plays an active role in her mate's daily life. The android even possesses all human senses with the exception of smell.

One question: why would Trung put so much time, energy, and money into a robot without an anatomically correct female genitalia? If this hunk of plastic and circuit boards cannot put out, how can she possibly be "the perfect woman"? I guess she could fetch him a cigarette, a hand towel, and some snacks after he rubs one out....but, hell, for $20,000, he could hire a maid...or a hooker.

Based on this guy's appearance, I would venture to say he failed to build a vagina because he has never seen one (his mother's birth canal excluded). I am sure he is aware that there is an "entrance" down there, but for all he knows, the hole could have tentacles like the desert pit creature from Return of the Jedi. Trung, you're a smart guy...do some human anatomy research, build a "love hole" for Aiko, and go to town. Though losing your v-card to something with a V-chip is lame, but its better than nothing.

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