On last night's edition of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Scarlett Johansson spoke about her recent bout with a cold. She even blew her nose on air. This morning, the used Kleenex she discarded during the telecast appeared on ebay. As of this moment, the high bid for the snotty tissue stands at $2,125.00. I don't care what charity this benefits; whomever pays enough money to win this "prize" needs a mental evaluation. If you rid yourself of a bodily fluid, I want nothing to do with it unless I am dying and your blood type matches my own. Otherwise, keep your filthy mucus/ semen/ ear wax/ excrement/ etc. away from me.
Where will society's obsession with celebrity go from here? We have already had people buy Brittany Spears' chewed gum and Tiger Woods' apple core via online auction. Could a shitty diaper from one of Brangelina's tribe of children be next? Hell, at least the high bidder of that crap filled "prize" would get DNA from two of Hollywood's most talented and attractive stars (assuming its from a biological child). The person who ends up with this tissue may be able to clone a curvy blond with minimal acting talent, but who wants a hot daughter in the first place? I pass on this offer in so many ways...
Where will society's obsession with celebrity go from here? We have already had people buy Brittany Spears' chewed gum and Tiger Woods' apple core via online auction. Could a shitty diaper from one of Brangelina's tribe of children be next? Hell, at least the high bidder of that crap filled "prize" would get DNA from two of Hollywood's most talented and attractive stars (assuming its from a biological child). The person who ends up with this tissue may be able to clone a curvy blond with minimal acting talent, but who wants a hot daughter in the first place? I pass on this offer in so many ways...
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