You may remember back in late October, we brought you the story of a young (and by young I mean middle aged) lady who was in desperate need of tickets to watch the Phillies lose the World Series. Well, she recently had her day in court for offering up "the goods" for tickets. It was only a preliminary hearing, but that didn't mean there wasn't tons of Danielle Steele quality dialog for us to sort through. The hearing featured graphic testimony and topless photos.
"Bob" the undercover officer who busted Susan Finkelstein offered up these quotes from Sue as evidence to the court, and I believe this is what the kids call T.M.I. ...
"I admit it. I'm a prostitute. I love sex. I'm a whore"
"Bob" went on to testify that she talked about...
"how much she loved anal sex,"He later alleged that when they met at a bar she pulled up her denim skirt to expose her genital area and asked,
"You wanna touch it?"
Since this whole misunderstanding got started through Craigslist, there were numerous emails between "Bob" and Sue. When "Bob" let it slip that he had a brother in one such email, Finkelstein opened up with a whole new world of possibilities, should there be a chance for two World Series tickets.
For two tickets, she promised more...
"I'll have sex with both of you. I'll let you DP me."
When she says DP, I don't think is is talking about a double play.
1 comment:
is that a wedding ring on her left hand there? who is the lucky man? congrats to the happy couple.
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