If life gives you lemons make lemonade

Or, when life gives you gangs, create a business around it. That is what Alfred Lomas must have been thinking when he came up with one of the most hood rich schemes this jive turkey has ever heard of.

LA Gang Tours!

That's right, Gang Tours! For only $65 you will get first hand knowledge of south central LA from real live gangsters! Real gangsters, not no studio gangstas like Fitty Cent. Tours take you through three separate and rival gangs territory in Los Angeles. The tour group has access to the 5% of the gang members who commit 70% of the crime, and that 5% has allowed LA Gang tours to roll through their block at certain times each day. Of course the gangs are gettin' theirs, you know what I'm sayin'. they are guaranteed that gang youth will be provided jobs at LA Gang Tours (your tour guides). Can you say family outing? Here is a little look into the everyday life of the Westside Pirus Bloods... Please listen to the quote at the 2:25 mark of this video, priceless...


Not only will you get a tour of actual turf that is currently at stake in a three way gang war, but you will also go sight seeing at the LA County Jail, Skid Row, The Metropolitan Detention Center, and who could forget the Pueblos Housing Project!