Mike Leach

Not sure what to make of all this Mike Leach "thing" but I think everyone loses here. I am a Mike Leach fan and I believe Adam James is a bit of a bitch. I also think that ESPN is knee deep in this shitty story. Oh well, here's an instructional video from Mike Leach on dating women. Enjoy!

WTF?

Seriously?

Sounds Like Saturday

Harlem Shakes - Strictly Business

Jingle Smells

Oh Snap, I respectfully disagree...

...with Young Stanley, that the post below is the best Christmas commercial of the season. How can it be when it uses one line from a song that was already used in another and much better commercial earlier this year. Biz Markie is just cashin' in where he can these days, and I can't say that I blame him. Here is not one, but two new commercials from Nike with original rhymes from two rappers that are still making new music. Clips from both commercials were featured during the NBA games today. Check out Lupe Fiasco as Blitzen, and KRS-One as Santa...
Santa Raps

Dunking on Reindeer

Merry Mo'Foggin' Christmas!

I give you the best Xmas commercial of 2009. Biz Markie meets Radio Shack.

Merry Christmas

Wife of the Tiger

Awesome video bangin' on Tiger Woods. Enjoy, and have a great Christmas...

Slump Buster?

The New York Post is reporting that Yankees front office and club house staff, already sensing the Alex Rodriguez-Kate Hudson strikeout before it happened, told him...

“Do nothing before the World Series. We want no drama, no draining emotion, no upsets beforehand.”

Alex apparently listened and Kate, Kurt and Goldie all got free fall classic tickets. I'm confused, who was using who?

Life in the minors

Somebody better hide this from P.E.T.A. .

That's gonna leave a mark...

You know you just caught a beat down, when the President of the UFC Dana White says that he has never seen somebody as busted up as you after a fight. Well, that was the story for Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez last Saturday night in Memphis at UFC 107. Sanchez challenged my boy BJ "The Prodigy" Penn for the light weight championship, and all he left with was that nice gaping wound above his left eye. I'm pretty sure he has a broken nose and a busted lip also. Sorry for the delay in getting this up on the site, but we didn't know anybody was actually reading. Here is the fifth and final round...

The Opposites

Regina Spektor - Hotel Song

House of Pain - Jump Around

Philladelphia; Also Staying Classy (The DP edition)

You may remember back in late October, we brought you the story of a young (and by young I mean middle aged) lady who was in desperate need of tickets to watch the Phillies lose the World Series. Well, she recently had her day in court for offering up "the goods" for tickets. It was only a preliminary hearing, but that didn't mean there wasn't tons of Danielle Steele quality dialog for us to sort through. The hearing featured graphic testimony and topless photos.

"Bob" the undercover officer who busted Susan Finkelstein offered up these quotes from Sue as evidence to the court, and I believe this is what the kids call T.M.I. ...

"I admit it. I'm a prostitute. I love sex. I'm a whore"

"Bob" went on to testify that she talked about...

"how much she loved anal sex,"

He later alleged that when they met at a bar she pulled up her denim skirt to expose her genital area and asked,

"You wanna touch it?"

Since this whole misunderstanding got started through Craigslist, there were numerous emails between "Bob" and Sue. When "Bob" let it slip that he had a brother in one such email, Finkelstein opened up with a whole new world of possibilities, should there be a chance for two World Series tickets.
For two tickets, she promised more...

"I'll have sex with both of you. I'll let you DP me."

When she says DP, I don't think is is talking about a double play.

Girl of the Week: Lacey Pearl Earps

This week's nominee is most famous for coercing top high school running back Bryce Brown (above left) to the University of Tennessee last spring and possibly contributing to yesterday's announced investigation of the program's alleged misuse of "hostesses." NY Times article here.

The likelihood of the NCAA proving that the athletic department sent these girls out to high schools with hand-made signs encouraging potential recruits is slim. These girls have the opportunity to snag future CFL Hall of Famers before their prime. What more motivation would they need?

Problem Comparison: Tiger Woods vs. Jay-Z

chethondo.com

If life gives you lemons make lemonade

Or, when life gives you gangs, create a business around it. That is what Alfred Lomas must have been thinking when he came up with one of the most hood rich schemes this jive turkey has ever heard of.

LA Gang Tours!

That's right, Gang Tours! For only $65 you will get first hand knowledge of south central LA from real live gangsters! Real gangsters, not no studio gangstas like Fitty Cent. Tours take you through three separate and rival gangs territory in Los Angeles. The tour group has access to the 5% of the gang members who commit 70% of the crime, and that 5% has allowed LA Gang tours to roll through their block at certain times each day. Of course the gangs are gettin' theirs, you know what I'm sayin'. they are guaranteed that gang youth will be provided jobs at LA Gang Tours (your tour guides). Can you say family outing? Here is a little look into the everyday life of the Westside Pirus Bloods... Please listen to the quote at the 2:25 mark of this video, priceless...


Not only will you get a tour of actual turf that is currently at stake in a three way gang war, but you will also go sight seeing at the LA County Jail, Skid Row, The Metropolitan Detention Center, and who could forget the Pueblos Housing Project!

True Affection

Random video and song but the beats are pretty tight. You know what I am saying, Dog?

Tiger Woods Slow Jam

Just in time for the winter dance at your local high school! Kids all over this celebrity obsessed country will no doubt be slow dancing(swaying) at a balloons width apart all night long to this one. I can't wait to get home to my wifey and turn up the volume so we can slow things down. Wooo!

Gators Wear Jean Shorts (Repost)

Because we're all rooting against Timmy.

Happy Burfday Kells!

Kells, I hope you get everything you want for your birthday, but please tell me you didn't book the "Booty Meat Queenz" for another private show, like you did last year.

Pre-Release Vampire Weekend

New album January 2010. Also check out this bit of awesomeness.

BCS = Monkey Business

We all love monkey business, and hate the BCS around here, so this video short is a perfect fit. Check out Global Sports Fraternity for more of this stuff. Great site.

Tuesday Afternoon Music

Here is a little ditty to get you through the work day, assuming that somebody is actually reading this and they are also at work. Mad props to Battlecat for giving me a copy of this album.
Deer Tick - Easy

Memo to Keith Ballard

Hey Keith, It wasn't your sticks fault you got beat down the ice, nor was it the goal post fault that the rebound from the break away you got beat on, got hammered home by the same guy who just beat you down the ice.

However, it is your fault that your goalie Thomas Vokoun had to be taken off the ice on a strecher. Good thing it was just a nasty slice to the ear that required a trip to the hospital. I think you may owe him a dinner or twelve, maybe try carrying his bags.

What you say 'bout my Mama!?!?

Nothing like a Turkey Day beat down at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club. You know what the two guys getting stomped on are thankful for? Clear video footage of this abuse of a tight black security t-shirt. See what had happen wuz...

"Now I'm done" - Charlie Weis

Is Notre Dame really a good job? You look at the before and after pictures of Chuck Weis and decide for yourself. One thing is for sure the stress of the unrealistic expectations set forth by the school and alumni coupled with father time have aged Charlie quite a bit over the last five years.

Here is Charlie Weis at his first presser as the head man at Notre Dame...


Here he is in 2009...


One more thing while we are talking ND football, What kind of fan punches the best player on the team in the eye at a bar? Really, why don't you punch one of those speed deamons on the defensive side of the ball.

Holiday Week Wrapup

Wake up, Turkey Junkies! We gotz your recap of two of the better interweb videos that floated around the funny/awesome cyber net last week. And right on time. You may (most definitely) have seen either one or both of these already. Well we have too, so suck on it. We just have been too busy snorting turkey and chugging dressing to give you your fix of awesome.

But if you haven't seen these, then crack open some fresh cranberries, pretend it's last week, and enjoy yourself.

First Jimmy Fallon doing Neil Young doing 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air":


The next, North Carolina heroes (to some), The Avett Brothers, dropped their new video for 'Slight Figure of Speech', care of director (Foot Fist Way, East Bound and Down) and fellow Concord, NC native Jody Hill (music doesn't start for a few minutes, so chill):

The Avett Brothers - Slight Figure Of Speech - watch more funny videos

Turkey and Football

Hopefully we'll see some hits like this today.

Shiny Suds

When Gymnastics meets Futbol

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

5 Octaves

Duke Basketball...

As our good friend Bedgood da IV said...

"More embarrassing than getting caught rimming a fat girl"

and just incase you aren't familiar with the term "rimming", just take a peek here

Just incase you missed it...

The badest man on the planet.

If you want to see the whole fight, just youtube it.

BAM! It was in there....

Work safe screen saver from Craig Robinson.

Craig Robinson Screensaver from Craig Robinson

Girl Fight

This is only interesting because former USC basketball coach Tim Floyd is the guy breaking it up. Good thing he had his buddy with him to stop Sable from hitting him in the head with a chair WCW style.

Wow!

Wow! Can you believe all the endorsement dollas that Psycho T is pulling down these days? First he found that cute little puppy for AT&T and now he is slangin' g-rides for Gerald Lemoine and Performance Acura. I love how he rubs the car down like a Lucy Nguyen over at the Tokyo Rose Massage Parlor. Wow!

Semi Pro Football! Yes!

This is the complete opposite of Beamer Ball, and as the guys over at Deadspin pointed out, this guy has great form, but horrible uniform recognition. How about the guy who comes running over pointing at him as he lays on the ground. If you know what he said, please post it in the comments area.

Like Lane Kiffin

The buzz across Big Orange Country this morning is Lil' Wayne's reference to Lane Kiffin in his latest offering: Banned From TV. Kiffin responded via Twitter, thanking Wayne for the shout out claiming it would improve his street credentials. Several of the articles I've read think it will be a boon to recruiting since most of the prospective players listen to rap music.

However, Wayne states that he talks "s**t like Lane Kiffin" which is really only saying that Lane Kiffin talks a lot of s**t; nothing more. Now if he had said he wins SEC Championships like Lane Kiffin--which he hasn't--or recruits and develops first round NFL draft picks--yet to be seen--or pulls legendary ass--which he does--then I could understand the reference. But all Lane Kiffin has done this season is talk s**t and score moral victories for Rocky Top, and neither of those are worth rapping about.

Philladelphia; Also Staying Classy

Oh, Susan. Where do we start with this one? I guess all I can do is post what you already posted to this crazy little cyber world of ours, who knew the cops were paying attention? Maybe you can think of something else creative to trade for all the fines and court costs you are about to incur.

"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Do they have coverage of the Fall Classic in the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer? BTW Sue,(Can I call you Sue?) it is totally legal to trade sex for stuff in the state pen, but nobody has any World Series tickets in there. Good Luck Go Phils!

No Housing Crisis

"A bouncer in Birmingham hit me in the face with a crescent wrench five times and my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post. So if you don't buy a trailer from me, it ain't gonna hurt my feelings."

Faceoff!

Hey Miles, Give Alex his face back. Is it just me, or does that ass hole, (I only call him that because of what he helped do to the Falcons on Sunday) Miles Austin look just like A-Rod?

Word to the fantasy playing peeps out there, pick this guy up, if for some reason he is still available in your league.

We Were Once A Fairytale

Synopsis: Kanye acts like a fool, has relations with a sofa, vomits rose petals, and performs physical and psychological Seppuku. Apology (to Taylor Swift) or Art. You decide:

Moonlight Sonata at the end is a nice touch. I almost cried. Almost.

Nobama!

No stimulus package for this dog.

Biiiig Wiffa!!

You know how I know you're Gay?

The Indoorsman - What to Watch this Weekend

Friday- 3:30 PM National League Championship Series - Philadelphia @ Los Angeles
American League Championship Series - Los Angeles @ New York

Saturday- 10:00 AM College Game Day
12:00 PM Red River Rivalry - Texas & Oklahoma form Dallas-Look for Stanley
3:30 PM USC @ Notre Dame
6:30 PM Virginia Tech @ Georgia Tech - Take VT and give the points
7:45 PM South Carolina @ Alabama

Sunday - 1:00 PM NFL
4:00 PM NFL
8:20 PM Chicago Bears @ Atlant Falcons
10:00 Californication

How Sam Bradford Used His Time While Injured (I think)

Are you ready for some Football? Stuttering Stanley and I are, and in preparation for his beloved Red River Rivalry, Stanley decided to make a music video about the game this weekend. Unfortunately Stan isn't very happy with his final edition and refused to let me post it to the blog, so instead I found a video that one can only assume Sam Bradford directed while away from football for a few weeks. I give you "All the Sooners Fans" or as it is commonly called by mistake in Norman "Put Your Horns Down". With lyrics like...

"As your riding on your scooter through D-Town, If your rooting for the Sooners put your horns down."

How can you not love it? It has been going through my head all morning!

I'm sure this song is sky rocketing to the top of the request line on TRL Oklahoma, but there isn't a bit of truth in it. No doubt Sponge Bob Bowl Flop and the gang in crimson will put up a fight this weekend, but even if they do squeak out a win, they won't be carrying any hardware at the end of the season. Hook 'Em!

Power Ballads, Firebirds, and Brett Favre

I love the Midwest! Those wholesome people who talk funny, all the lakes, the great weather year around, and now a purple Firebird dedicated to #4 himself. I guarantee you this sweet ride runs on Axe body spray. Who loves burn outs?!?



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Red River Rivalry

Obama Chia!

Could this be this years "Tickle Me Elmo?"

Kaboom!

To give the following some context, understand that the food stylists on commercials slave for days to create 5-10 PERFECT pieces of, in this case, stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza to be shot on film. They're all identical, and designed to be used only once, after which they're "refreshed" or trashed if unusable. It's common practice, and it's how these guys make money.

That said, this dude is a little too anal. Good for you Jim. Give that bitch a bath.

You stay classy, eastern Tennessee!

There's nothing to say but the facts here:

Motorcyclist riding with baby leads to 3 arrests
(AP) – 4 days ago
JONESBOROUGH, Tenn. — Washington County authorities said a motorcyclist riding down the road without a helmet led to a series of discoveries and three arrests. The Johnson City Press reported that when officers stopped 21-year-old outside his home on Tuesday, they found he wasn't alone. The man also had an 18-month-old baby on board, also without a helmet.
As they wrote him up for reckless endangerment, evading arrest and driving on a suspended license, officers learned another man at the home was a fugitive from North Carolina. They arrested him as well.
But before the officers could leave, they spotted a third man allegedly breaking into a nearby barn. So they arrested him, too.
Information from: Johnson City Press, http://www.johnsoncitypress.com


...and that's the news from Johnson City, Tennessee.

Classic

This all over the internet right now but it is pretty damn good. You think the tie is a clip on? Enjoy!

WTF Japan?

Preach it, Cope Whiskey!

It's like Meet the Press, The Situation Room, old school Crossfire, Scarborough Country and Glen Beck all rolled into one informative seven minute block of brain-busting, earth-shattering truth bombs. Clearly he had a teleprompter, because no human cut through this much raw data with an insightful critical knife from memory without his or her cranium exploding.



"Tell me that's not fuckin' badass!"

(Camerawork done by Stuttering Stanley)

Monkey Do Summit

This past weekend, all the members and fans of Monkey See, Monkey Do Opposite converged in one city for a blog summit and some "real talk." Between bagel brunches and social mixers, we held panel discussions on topics such as 'Blogging in 2009', 'Youtube: Friend or Foe?', and 'Links to Poop are Always Funny' as well as lectures on multimedia presentations, updated plug-ins, and inappropriate content in an uncensored cyberworld. It was a fun-filled weekend and we relished the opportunity to connect with each other and, of course, with you, the fans. Then, Opie decided to get married. Congrats, Ope.

Here's some more "real talk." It's a reenactment of Opie's wedding night by R. Kelly (the singer, not the blogger/Bible scholar):



"Bitch, I wish you wooooould burn my muthaphuckin' clothes!"

Baby August Larsen

General, take responsibility for you actions.

Pencil Drumming

Sick Pencil Drumming Rap Skills - Watch more Funny Videos

I know what you're thinking, but don't. Just because you have a pencil and a desk doesn't mean you can be like young Julious. Your entire office will think less of you for even trying.

A Tribute to MJ

Marty B!!!

Ghetto Names

How did I miss this?

Andy Roddick's brother and new OU tennis coach John Roddick is all decked out in his Sooner garb to watch the Men's Singles Final at Wimbledon. His brother lost a heartbreaker in the longest final in grand slam history, but at least Andy went home with his dignity.



Thanks Burnt Orange Nation!

Straight out the City of Oaks

Some sweet tunes from Raleighwood.....

Raleigh What?

The Nature Boy...

One Bad Dude

Remember that old arcade game at the bowling alley, "Bad Dudes"? If not click here to experience the full force of "Bad Dudes". If so then you already know how much of a bad ass someone or something must already be, to be considered a "Bad Dude". Those of you who payed attention in zoology may remember this little creature.

African Honey Badger Eats Snakes - More free videos are here

Monkey Love

Obama Man Can!

4th And Long

Opportunity of a Lifetime | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Caught Spike's new reality show 4th and Long last night. Hosted by Michael "Slave Brothers" Irvin, the Contender-style competition promises a spot on the Cowboy's 2009 training camp roster to the best of the six DBs and 6 WOs. Typical Jerry Jones pageantry, but if last night's episode is any gauge of what's to come, this should be a DVR-worthy show. After a gunner drill, Michael had them all run 110s AND THEN a 40--all while in full pads. Lots of vomiting, and one guy still ran a 4.53. The entire episode is available online at Spike.com. I'll try to get Stanley to provide his analysis.

SATS Star To Marry Unattractive Man

Don't tell me this is a female. Full story here.

Phoenix Video

Phoenix - 1901

It's another week before this album is officially released. Thank you internet.

Previously...

New Music Friday: Benji Hughes

Benji Hughes - The Mummy

Where you at, NC?

Naked Girls In Paris

Make The Girl Dance - Baby Baby Baby

I was just perusing one of my favorite design sites, Fubiz, when I came across this little bit of awesome. Not the driving techno beat as much as the...well...creative placement of lyrics in a music video. And check out that mint Jeep Cherokee. One-way ticket to Paris, please. NSFW.

For the Mamas

I tried to post this on Mom's day but the effin people at NBC blocked the vid so here it is, enjoy.

Dark Was The Night

Couple months behind on this one. It's been a busy year. A friend clued me in to one of the best compilation albums in recent memory. Dark Was The Night is a two disk powerhouse put together by the guys from The National to benefit the Red Hot Organization – an international charity dedicated to raising money and awareness for HIV and AIDS through popular culture. Above video is one of three I found of Vimeo, and explains a little of the who, what, and why; so watch it and then pick up the album. Seriously, name an indie group and they're probably on it. Plus there's a few collaborations and tracks that wouldn't make a studio album (such is the case with the above).

Back, bitches

Not really returning to form in a firestorm of mind-blowing posts, but here's a cool video from a badass band: The Felice Brothers, just kicking it in the parking lot of the Cornberry Festival in sunny England, doing Division St. plus breaking into T for Texas.
Caught their show in Raleigh on Saturday night and it was one of the best shows I've seen in a while. Doods are legit. I wish I had a brother. Not in the way that black people use it, but like a real brotha.

Guns Don't Kill People, I Do

NSFW sans earbuds.
Jon Lajoie - I Kill People

This should have been The General's post, but he's too busy breaking up marriages and buying $10,000 fur coats. Go to Jon Lajoie's website if you haven't already and enjoy your Thursday.

Ukranians Make Everything Better

I love Commons!!

Davidson's own Stephen Curry makes an appearance in this spin off of Asher Roth's "I Love College." Its sorta gay but pretty clever. Enjoy.

Colt McCoy...Pow! Pow!

He's such a bad ass.

Mas Nyle...

Kells may be onto something here. Enjoy.

Let the Beat Build

"I got a girl with a banjo."

Is that a loose thread?

Seriously Brittney, what the hell are you doing? You are a complete train wreck. Just when I thought you were finally making the comeback I knew you had in you, you talk about your "pussy lips hanging out" without turning off you mic and now you let everybody know that Aunt Flo is in town for the week. I'm sure you were busy sending little Sean Preston to the Zipmart for a fresh pack of Paul Mall Menthols, but next month please remember to tuck your rip cord in.
Thanks,
Opie

Opposites Resurrection: Name Game

Snoop Dogg - Who Am I? (What's My Name?)


The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name


Jim Croce - I Got A Name

New Mike Judge

Hero: Richard Branson

He's the 238th richest man in the world according to Forbes, but can you really put a value on kite surfing off the coast of your own island with your naked model girlfriend on your back? Full story and more photos here.

Gay Elephants

Just 'Cause

Delta Spirit (Trashcan) on La Blogotheque

Native American Guides with Killer Moves

Stanley's new favorite band is Ghostland Observatory, an electro/funk/rock duo out of Austin. Not what I usually expect from him, but the tight white pants (read: bulge) explain everything. From what I understand, the videos--live as they may be--don't accurately represent them or the experience (something about lasers), so I will withhold judgment until I can see them for myself.

AFL Throwbacks

Celebrating their 50th anniversary, the original AFL teams will be sporting throwback jerseys, complete with orange and white unis for the zebras. Do not adjust your HD sets. Teams will be wearing them during a few regular season games including against former AFL opponents. The spectator dress code for such games will be gray flannel suits or dark sport coats and slacks. Customarily, women will be discouraged from attending as their primary responsibilites should keep them at home and within 10 feet of either a child or kitchen appliance. Cocktails will be served on the mezzanine begining at 9 AM.

Left to right: San Diego, Denver, Kansas City (Dallas Texans), Oakland, Tennessee Titans (Houston Oilers), Buffalo, New York Jets (Titans), and New England (Boston).

NFL Draft prep...

from the best. Enjoy.

Staying On The German Theme

Yes, Shiny Toy Guns put out a new version that was picked up for a Lincoln commercial, but you can't beat the original. 1983 forever!

Old Music Sunday Morning

Be sure to drink some water, and a couple Advil wouldn't hurt. Sunday is a big day, you know.

New Music Saturday Morning

From the new Phoenix album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. It's growing on me.

Dancing Henry

Not doing myself any service by opening the door for ridicule every time "tha beat drops," but sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of hilarity. Please enjoy at my expense.

Previously, on Chet Hondo...

No Words

This is apparently several years old, but I'm just now seeing it. Speechless.

Thinking About Changing Our Format

Hot chicks from Wilson, NC and Xterras on Dubs. Discuss.
Google Image search query:"Wilson NC" Photo courtesy BlackPlanet.com. If anyone has any contacts with their website, please let me know in the comments below. I'd love to collaborate.

Pride of Shelby, NC

The French commentary classes it up a bit. Wait, Kenny Powers is from Shelby, NC. No, it couldn't be, could it?

Let the Uncomfortableness Begin

the Bruno movie Trailer
Uploaded by truman_show85

Opposites: Some Old Shit

I've Been Working On The Railroad



Guy moves to Texas and becomes a rap/house fan. Sad story.

Some New Shit.

All I do is party

Incredible Golf Hole

Turtle Porn...

If you get off to this, you got problems.



Thanks for the heads up Lee Bugs!

Not Available in Stores

The Flying Dutchman

Best Supporting Actor/State in a Comedy

How fortunate are we to be graced, once again, with an appearance by funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen. In 2002 he lead cheers at the Alabama-Mississippi State football game. In 2005, he raced Will Ferrel to the finish line--on foot--in 'Dega. In 2006, he crapped in a bag and politely handed it to his gracious Helena hosts.

Earlier this year at the Alabama Military Academy in Anniston, he donned a cadet uniform, complete with non-issue thong before being recognized and asked to leave.

And just yesterday, according to the Birmingham News, he crashed a lodge dance at my local Vestavia Hills Civic Center. The prank involved an Argentine tango and lingering kiss...between Cohen's German alter-ego, Brüno, and an unidentified co-star. No word as to whether either stunt will make the final cut, but I'll be seeing Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable when it comes out in July either way.

Stop-Motion Paper

Fleet Foxes - Mykonos

Iron Mike Is In The House

"Trailer 2," if you can call it that, is the unedited rant at the 2002 Lewis/Tyson press conference. Little bit of language in this version.

Earmuffs.

552

Congratulations, you big, goofy French Canadian. You've been my favorite active hockey player since grade school--mostly because of the mask--and now you're the all-time leader in wins. Big ups.

Alberta Cross

Blog Dominance: Day 6

Alberta Cross - Hard Breaks

The only thing I can think to write about this band-post is that it reminds me of that run-in I had with the Alberta border police on summer a few years back. Funny story, but you kinda had to be there. Let's just say that those K9s have amazing noses.

Max Wicked Sick BMX

Blog Dominance: Day 5

Actual listing on Ebay:

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

Opposites: High-Low

Until someone else decides to post, I'm running this blog.

High Tech: Justice - Stress



Low Tech: Backstage Sessions, Bon Iver - Creature Fear

La Blogotheque

The best thing to come out of France since...well has anything good ever come from France?

CAE Lambchop #1 - "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" from Nathanaël Le Scouarnec on Vimeo.

La Blogotheque's Take Away Shows are semi-staged, nuts-and-bolts performances from primarily low-profile artists shot in the streets. If you like bands like Fleet Foxes, Tapes 'n Tapes, Bon Iver, Vampire Weekend, The National, The Black Lips--hell, if you just like good music performed in the raw, check it out. Up your indie cred.

Shows are free to download to your computer and iPod.

New(ish) Music Thursday

Blitzen Trapper - Furr

Furr by Blitzen Trapper from Jade Harris on Vimeo.

Just caught wind of this band out of Portland, but I'm sure it's nothing new to you. You've probably been with them since their Lidkercow days, or saw that great set they played at the Bottletree last Saturday. You're so much cooler than I am, and I'll always hate you for that.

Well, did you know about Tor's remix of Sufjan Steven's Illinoise album?


I knew you did. And you knew the entire album was available for free download, right? Of course you did. You've got nothing else better to do than to make me feel worthless. You should have your own blog.

Two Thumbs and Their Own Louis Shoe

Photos of the new shoes by Martin Louis the King, Jr. due out in June. Unofficial retail estimated at between $600 and $1000, depending on the color of the tassles, I suppose. If you're on the market for these abominations, you're probably in possession of two X chromosomes, and have an iPhone with a 949 area code.

Is this at Bottoms Up?

Tom Brady...

Let me tell you why you suck.

Immersion

Couldn't embed it, so click on the link here. It's a video by photographer Robbie Cooper showing how focused kids (specifically, but it applies to anyone) can be while gaming. One kid even sheds a tear; not because he's emotional, but because he hasn't blinked. PS3s should come with Visine.

I know this is rude, but...

This is not a girl, it can't be. I know she's in high school and I shouldn't make any jokes but I cannot help this one. "It" looks like a cross between Josh Boone and Tayshoun Prince. Good thing she's good at basketball.


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Funny but true...

Sunday Randomness....

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Whazupwitu?

Stanley just asked me about this song, and if it was blog-worthy. I totally remember this song, and it's totally blog-worthy. One of the worst music videos of all time: Eddie Murphy featuring Michael Jackson.

Kanye: Welcome to Heartbreak

Some new-new for you Friday courtesy Fubiz.