Philladelphia; Also Staying Classy

Oh, Susan. Where do we start with this one? I guess all I can do is post what you already posted to this crazy little cyber world of ours, who knew the cops were paying attention? Maybe you can think of something else creative to trade for all the fines and court costs you are about to incur.

"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Do they have coverage of the Fall Classic in the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer? BTW Sue,(Can I call you Sue?) it is totally legal to trade sex for stuff in the state pen, but nobody has any World Series tickets in there. Good Luck Go Phils!