Friday, September 12, 2008

This Just In from America's Heartland:



To all you First Basemen out there... sorry, but hellfire awaits you:
I like kissing girls. I will continue it. But before you go out this weekend, getting all whiskey-bent, face-raping hell bound, think about how crowded it will be in Satan's bosom.
Then again, maybe it's referring to the girl wanting to go have breakfast in the morning. Have a bent weekend, and we'll see you in church.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Battlecat, that bosom must be hotter than the sandtraps of pebble beach.
-kiki

Bradley said...

getting to pebble beach is considered third base in some places...