If you never smoked pot in college, you probably went to class daily, studied often, participated in numerous activities which benefited the community, and remember those four years of your life like they happened yesterday. I would bet you even managed to get a job without having any previous connections to your employer. Then again, you also likely lived on campus for four years, never got laid, and played Magic the Gathering with the other undesirables at the weekly pizza parties in the dorm study lounge.
In the meantime, my cronies laughed at you while smoking, drinking, and screwing away multiple years of their lives (and, simultaneously, years off of their expected life spans). Anywho, there is now a school for those who enjoy "Higher Education" even more than my college brethren. I present to you, Oaksterdam University Click Here for More
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