Most may not know, but I wrestled for about five seconds in high school, until a barking redneck made a hat out of my elbow, tore my cartilage and forced me into an early retirement before my career even began. But I wish I had used the internet back in 1996, 'cause if I had, I would have seen a video like this. And I would have learned that I just didn't have the moves to make it in wrestling in the first place. I had no business being out there. Wrestling is a sport for world class athletes...
Athletes who hypnotize with their athleticism, confuse with their nimble agility, pin by neutralizing your backup with Middle Eastern mysticism and, of course, worm like motherfuckin' worms:
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