Easily my favorite news story of the day.
"...In a rescue worthy of the Mutant Ninja Turtles, five Sydney ninjas went to the aid of a commuter as he was being robbed of his mobile phone in a Sydney alleyway...."
"'He called out to me, 'Sensei, someone's getting mugged on the road outside!' said Mr Soto .'We looked around to see what was happening and there were three blokes on this guy just kicking him and punching him in the head.
'We started running at them, yelling and everything. These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted,' he said.
Ninja student Steve Ashley said: 'It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him.'"
Though, admittedly, it would have been 100 times better if they had actually caught the dudes and delivered a shit load of ninja stars into their spines. Because, honestly, who still steals cell phones? Ninja bait, that's who.
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