To all you playas and streetwise fellas out there, you're bout to get some knowledge dropped on you. Knowledge bout the birds and bees and lady holes.
You know how every once in a while, there's a few days when your bitch won't let you tear it up? She says she's bleeding. Well, it turns out, it's not just 'cause you made her bleed with your sex moves and all four and a half inches of your man-meat. As luck would have it, nature makes her bleed too. It's because of you AND nature. It's called a period (it's also called teamwork).
I know. Crazy, right? How long has this been going on? I'm not sure, but definitely decades. It's nothing new. And it happens all the time. In fact, if you use the tried-and-true "pull out" method of birth control, your bitch will continue to have one of these every month.
You know what, I'm no good at explaining things. Here it is, in simpler form, as explained to a young girl with Down Syndrome. You're welcome.
Did I say, your welcome? I meant, I'm sorry. I'm so very, very sorry (especially to those who made it to the 3 minute mark).
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