What a swell guy

At what point do Florida fans get over that fake QB that has been fulfilling fantasies in Gainsville for the last four years? I think we all consider Tim Tebow to be an all around good guy. Some of us think that he is over exposed, I agree, but that isn't his fault, lookin' at you world wide leader.

We have all heard the stories of him spending his spring breaks circumcising kids in third world countires instead of chasing the muff around the pool in Mexico, or slayin' box in Daytona. Well here is a video of number 15 making some panties drop, only it isn't for him, it is for that other guy in the video, who I can only assume wears Tim Tebow pajamas to bed.

Sunday Morning: Airship

I don't know about you, but I had a great time last night. And after a great night, I like to slow it down with a little acoustic in the morning. Here's a good piece from British band Airship. Hope you like it.

Airship from MCR Scenewipe on Vimeo.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out...

I love going to a game and seeing a good fight, but I can't say that I have ever seen one quite like this. Not only are the Canucks smoking the Ducks in the standings, but their fans are smoking the Ducks also.

The 411 on menstrual cycles, yo!

To all you playas and streetwise fellas out there, you're bout to get some knowledge dropped on you. Knowledge bout the birds and bees and lady holes.

You know how every once in a while, there's a few days when your bitch won't let you tear it up? She says she's bleeding. Well, it turns out, it's not just 'cause you made her bleed with your sex moves and all four and a half inches of your man-meat. As luck would have it, nature makes her bleed too. It's because of you AND nature. It's called a period (it's also called teamwork).

I know. Crazy, right? How long has this been going on? I'm not sure, but definitely decades. It's nothing new. And it happens all the time. In fact, if you use the tried-and-true "pull out" method of birth control, your bitch will continue to have one of these every month.

You know what, I'm no good at explaining things. Here it is, in simpler form, as explained to a young girl with Down Syndrome. You're welcome.


Did I say, your welcome? I meant, I'm sorry. I'm so very, very sorry (especially to those who made it to the 3 minute mark).

Which person is this photo looks like a rapist?

Is it the guy who looks like he photobombed the photo?

You mean the guy who looks like he just got to hang out with his favorite team through the Make A Wish Foundation?

You know what? Maybe it's the player with the creepy-long index finger.

Nope. Not a trick question. The guy that looks like a rapist is (allegedly) a rapist.

New Music: Local Natives

Liking this newish band out of LA. A little Fleet Foxes, a little Arcade Fire, and a lot of awesome, but you be the judge.

Because we all love a bench clearing brawl

What would you do if you just wore a 85mph pitch right between the shoulder blades? I think Kells would fall on the ground and whimper. Stanley would most likely cuss you up and down and later retaliate. Battlecat would give you the stank eye while walking it off. There is no telling how crazy Flompus might react, and me, well I would do the following...

This is the difference between baseball in America and Cuba. Did you notice the second baseman running right past the batter?

Oscar Fever: Catch It

Well let me just ask you this, Pretty-Much-Crazy-But-Still-Likeable Guy, if you love her so much, why are you talking during her acceptance speech?



That's seems so very un-Sandra of you.

Lohan Admits Alcoholism

So I get all my news from Yahoo!, so forgive me if you've see this. Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100M in damages stating that the "milkaholic" Lindsay (not her real name) featured in last month's Superbowl ad was a parody of her. Pain and suffering, Linds? So the truth DOES hurt. Full story here.

Straight Outta Raleigh

Remember when Petey Pablo swept the nation with that really catchy song about making your shirt in to an origami helicopter (at least that is what I think he was sayin'). We all thought to ourselves "Raleigh is officially on the Rap Map". Oh hells yes bitches! Then he came out with a "USA Remix", I guess it wasn't really about us was it, Petey?

We'll now, the City of Oaks can lay claim to a Hip-Hop group straight from downtown Raleigh. Kooley High is a group that came together while attending NC State, and are now repping NC up and down the east coast. Check out these two video's, one from a member of Kooley High, Charlie Smarts, and one from Kooley High themselves. After you are done listening and enjoying the smooth jams, you can visit their website here.

Stones in Exile

Do you like the Rolling Stones? Do think that Exile on Main Street is one of the greatest albums of all time but was just maybe missing something a LITTLE bit extra? Like it would have been THE greatest of all time if it just had, say, 10 additional tracks, a vinyl alternative, a documentary DVD, and a 50-page collectors book that includes photos of the band in the early ’70s?

Well, young Stones nerd, you are in luck:

Universal Music Group is releasing the Rolling Stones’ classic Exile on Main Street album on May 18th. This album is already so excellent in its original release form, but the reissue will also be supplemented with 10 previously unreleased tracks that were recorded in the 1970s.

You have two options for how you get your Exile reissued. The deluxe edition includes the original 18-track release along with the new, 10 additional tracks. Or you could opt for the super deluxe deal, which comes with a copy on vinyl, a documentary DVD, and a 50-page collectors book that includes photos of the band in the early ’70s.

A documentary entitled Stones in Exile, which chronicled the making of the album, will be premiering on BBC International this spring.

Hurray for greedy record companies, hurray for capitalistic license holders and hurray for bored millionares who need bigger helicopter pads for their guest houses. This is gonna be nice.
So here's some smooth Friday jams (Stones playing acoustic 'Sweet Virginia' in Ft. Worth -- not recently) to get you through afternoon and on to your weekend with your blind date at the local Fondue restaurant where you will wow him or her with your hip Rolling Stones knowledge. Enjoy and good luck.

What? Did that look funny?

From the makers of the Shake Weight comes Wii Curling (I guess).



One of those rare YouTube videos that you don't even need sound for. Enjoy worker drones.