Not sure what to make of all this Mike Leach "thing" but I think everyone loses here. I am a Mike Leach fan and I believe Adam James is a bit of a bitch. I also think that ESPN is knee deep in this shitty story. Oh well, here's an instructional video from Mike Leach on dating women. Enjoy!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Oh Snap, I respectfully disagree...
...with Young Stanley, that the post below is the best Christmas commercial of the season. How can it be when it uses one line from a song that was already used in another and much better commercial earlier this year. Biz Markie is just cashin' in where he can these days, and I can't say that I blame him. Here is not one, but two new commercials from Nike with original rhymes from two rappers that are still making new music. Clips from both commercials were featured during the NBA games today. Check out Lupe Fiasco as Blitzen, and KRS-One as Santa...
Santa Raps
Dunking on Reindeer
Santa Raps
Dunking on Reindeer
Merry Mo'Foggin' Christmas!
I give you the best Xmas commercial of 2009. Biz Markie meets Radio Shack.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Slump Buster?
The New York Post is reporting that Yankees front office and club house staff, already sensing the Alex Rodriguez-Kate Hudson strikeout before it happened, told him...
“Do nothing before the World Series. We want no drama, no draining emotion, no upsets beforehand.”
Alex apparently listened and Kate, Kurt and Goldie all got free fall classic tickets. I'm confused, who was using who?
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
That's gonna leave a mark...
You know you just caught a beat down, when the President of the UFC Dana White says that he has never seen somebody as busted up as you after a fight. Well, that was the story for Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez last Saturday night in Memphis at UFC 107. Sanchez challenged my boy BJ "The Prodigy" Penn for the light weight championship, and all he left with was that nice gaping wound above his left eye. I'm pretty sure he has a broken nose and a busted lip also. Sorry for the delay in getting this up on the site, but we didn't know anybody was actually reading. Here is the fifth and final round...
Philladelphia; Also Staying Classy (The DP edition)
You may remember back in late October, we brought you the story of a young (and by young I mean middle aged) lady who was in desperate need of tickets to watch the Phillies lose the World Series. Well, she recently had her day in court for offering up "the goods" for tickets. It was only a preliminary hearing, but that didn't mean there wasn't tons of Danielle Steele quality dialog for us to sort through. The hearing featured graphic testimony and topless photos.
"Bob" the undercover officer who busted Susan Finkelstein offered up these quotes from Sue as evidence to the court, and I believe this is what the kids call T.M.I. ...
"I admit it. I'm a prostitute. I love sex. I'm a whore"
"Bob" went on to testify that she talked about...
"how much she loved anal sex,"He later alleged that when they met at a bar she pulled up her denim skirt to expose her genital area and asked,
"You wanna touch it?"
Since this whole misunderstanding got started through Craigslist, there were numerous emails between "Bob" and Sue. When "Bob" let it slip that he had a brother in one such email, Finkelstein opened up with a whole new world of possibilities, should there be a chance for two World Series tickets.
For two tickets, she promised more...
"I'll have sex with both of you. I'll let you DP me."
When she says DP, I don't think is is talking about a double play.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Girl of the Week: Lacey Pearl Earps
This week's nominee is most famous for coercing top high school running back Bryce Brown (above left) to the University of Tennessee last spring and possibly contributing to yesterday's announced investigation of the program's alleged misuse of "hostesses." NY Times article here.The likelihood of the NCAA proving that the athletic department sent these girls out to high schools with hand-made signs encouraging potential recruits is slim. These girls have the opportunity to snag future CFL Hall of Famers before their prime. What more motivation would they need?
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
If life gives you lemons make lemonade
Or, when life gives you gangs, create a business around it. That is what Alfred Lomas must have been thinking when he came up with one of the most hood rich schemes this jive turkey has ever heard of.
LA Gang Tours!
That's right, Gang Tours! For only $65 you will get first hand knowledge of south central LA from real live gangsters! Real gangsters, not no studio gangstas like Fitty Cent. Tours take you through three separate and rival gangs territory in Los Angeles. The tour group has access to the 5% of the gang members who commit 70% of the crime, and that 5% has allowed LA Gang tours to roll through their block at certain times each day. Of course the gangs are gettin' theirs, you know what I'm sayin'. they are guaranteed that gang youth will be provided jobs at LA Gang Tours (your tour guides). Can you say family outing? Here is a little look into the everyday life of the Westside Pirus Bloods... Please listen to the quote at the 2:25 mark of this video, priceless...
Not only will you get a tour of actual turf that is currently at stake in a three way gang war, but you will also go sight seeing at the LA County Jail, Skid Row, The Metropolitan Detention Center, and who could forget the Pueblos Housing Project!
Friday, December 4, 2009
True Affection
Random video and song but the beats are pretty tight. You know what I am saying, Dog?
Tiger Woods Slow Jam
Just in time for the winter dance at your local high school! Kids all over this celebrity obsessed country will no doubt be slow dancing(swaying) at a balloons width apart all night long to this one. I can't wait to get home to my wifey and turn up the volume so we can slow things down. Wooo!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Happy Burfday Kells!
Kells, I hope you get everything you want for your birthday, but please tell me you didn't book the "Booty Meat Queenz" for another private show, like you did last year.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
BCS = Monkey Business
We all love monkey business, and hate the BCS around here, so this video short is a perfect fit. Check out Global Sports Fraternity for more of this stuff. Great site.
Tuesday Afternoon Music
Here is a little ditty to get you through the work day, assuming that somebody is actually reading this and they are also at work. Mad props to Battlecat for giving me a copy of this album.
Deer Tick - Easy
Deer Tick - Easy
Memo to Keith Ballard
Hey Keith, It wasn't your sticks fault you got beat down the ice, nor was it the goal post fault that the rebound from the break away you got beat on, got hammered home by the same guy who just beat you down the ice.
However, it is your fault that your goalie Thomas Vokoun had to be taken off the ice on a strecher. Good thing it was just a nasty slice to the ear that required a trip to the hospital. I think you may owe him a dinner or twelve, maybe try carrying his bags.
However, it is your fault that your goalie Thomas Vokoun had to be taken off the ice on a strecher. Good thing it was just a nasty slice to the ear that required a trip to the hospital. I think you may owe him a dinner or twelve, maybe try carrying his bags.
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