Like Lane Kiffin

The buzz across Big Orange Country this morning is Lil' Wayne's reference to Lane Kiffin in his latest offering: Banned From TV. Kiffin responded via Twitter, thanking Wayne for the shout out claiming it would improve his street credentials. Several of the articles I've read think it will be a boon to recruiting since most of the prospective players listen to rap music.

However, Wayne states that he talks "s**t like Lane Kiffin" which is really only saying that Lane Kiffin talks a lot of s**t; nothing more. Now if he had said he wins SEC Championships like Lane Kiffin--which he hasn't--or recruits and develops first round NFL draft picks--yet to be seen--or pulls legendary ass--which he does--then I could understand the reference. But all Lane Kiffin has done this season is talk s**t and score moral victories for Rocky Top, and neither of those are worth rapping about.

Philladelphia; Also Staying Classy

Oh, Susan. Where do we start with this one? I guess all I can do is post what you already posted to this crazy little cyber world of ours, who knew the cops were paying attention? Maybe you can think of something else creative to trade for all the fines and court costs you are about to incur.

"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

Do they have coverage of the Fall Classic in the slammer? You know why they call it the slammer? BTW Sue,(Can I call you Sue?) it is totally legal to trade sex for stuff in the state pen, but nobody has any World Series tickets in there. Good Luck Go Phils!

No Housing Crisis

"A bouncer in Birmingham hit me in the face with a crescent wrench five times and my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post. So if you don't buy a trailer from me, it ain't gonna hurt my feelings."

Faceoff!

Hey Miles, Give Alex his face back. Is it just me, or does that ass hole, (I only call him that because of what he helped do to the Falcons on Sunday) Miles Austin look just like A-Rod?

Word to the fantasy playing peeps out there, pick this guy up, if for some reason he is still available in your league.

We Were Once A Fairytale

Synopsis: Kanye acts like a fool, has relations with a sofa, vomits rose petals, and performs physical and psychological Seppuku. Apology (to Taylor Swift) or Art. You decide:

Moonlight Sonata at the end is a nice touch. I almost cried. Almost.

Nobama!

No stimulus package for this dog.

Biiiig Wiffa!!

You know how I know you're Gay?

The Indoorsman - What to Watch this Weekend

Friday- 3:30 PM National League Championship Series - Philadelphia @ Los Angeles
American League Championship Series - Los Angeles @ New York

Saturday- 10:00 AM College Game Day
12:00 PM Red River Rivalry - Texas & Oklahoma form Dallas-Look for Stanley
3:30 PM USC @ Notre Dame
6:30 PM Virginia Tech @ Georgia Tech - Take VT and give the points
7:45 PM South Carolina @ Alabama

Sunday - 1:00 PM NFL
4:00 PM NFL
8:20 PM Chicago Bears @ Atlant Falcons
10:00 Californication

How Sam Bradford Used His Time While Injured (I think)

Are you ready for some Football? Stuttering Stanley and I are, and in preparation for his beloved Red River Rivalry, Stanley decided to make a music video about the game this weekend. Unfortunately Stan isn't very happy with his final edition and refused to let me post it to the blog, so instead I found a video that one can only assume Sam Bradford directed while away from football for a few weeks. I give you "All the Sooners Fans" or as it is commonly called by mistake in Norman "Put Your Horns Down". With lyrics like...

"As your riding on your scooter through D-Town, If your rooting for the Sooners put your horns down."

How can you not love it? It has been going through my head all morning!

I'm sure this song is sky rocketing to the top of the request line on TRL Oklahoma, but there isn't a bit of truth in it. No doubt Sponge Bob Bowl Flop and the gang in crimson will put up a fight this weekend, but even if they do squeak out a win, they won't be carrying any hardware at the end of the season. Hook 'Em!

Power Ballads, Firebirds, and Brett Favre

I love the Midwest! Those wholesome people who talk funny, all the lakes, the great weather year around, and now a purple Firebird dedicated to #4 himself. I guarantee you this sweet ride runs on Axe body spray. Who loves burn outs?!?



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Red River Rivalry

Obama Chia!

Could this be this years "Tickle Me Elmo?"

Kaboom!

To give the following some context, understand that the food stylists on commercials slave for days to create 5-10 PERFECT pieces of, in this case, stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza to be shot on film. They're all identical, and designed to be used only once, after which they're "refreshed" or trashed if unusable. It's common practice, and it's how these guys make money.

That said, this dude is a little too anal. Good for you Jim. Give that bitch a bath.

You stay classy, eastern Tennessee!

There's nothing to say but the facts here:

Motorcyclist riding with baby leads to 3 arrests
(AP) – 4 days ago
JONESBOROUGH, Tenn. — Washington County authorities said a motorcyclist riding down the road without a helmet led to a series of discoveries and three arrests. The Johnson City Press reported that when officers stopped 21-year-old outside his home on Tuesday, they found he wasn't alone. The man also had an 18-month-old baby on board, also without a helmet.
As they wrote him up for reckless endangerment, evading arrest and driving on a suspended license, officers learned another man at the home was a fugitive from North Carolina. They arrested him as well.
But before the officers could leave, they spotted a third man allegedly breaking into a nearby barn. So they arrested him, too.
Information from: Johnson City Press, http://www.johnsoncitypress.com


...and that's the news from Johnson City, Tennessee.

Classic

This all over the internet right now but it is pretty damn good. You think the tie is a clip on? Enjoy!

WTF Japan?