Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Immersion


Couldn't embed it, so click on the link here. It's a video by photographer Robbie Cooper showing how focused kids (specifically, but it applies to anyone) can be while gaming. One kid even sheds a tear; not because he's emotional, but because he hasn't blinked. PS3s should come with Visine.

Monday, February 23, 2009

I know this is rude, but...

This is not a girl, it can't be. I know she's in high school and I shouldn't make any jokes but I cannot help this one. "It" looks like a cross between Josh Boone and Tayshoun Prince. Good thing she's good at basketball.


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Funny but true...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

Whazupwitu?

Stanley just asked me about this song, and if it was blog-worthy. I totally remember this song, and it's totally blog-worthy. One of the worst music videos of all time: Eddie Murphy featuring Michael Jackson.

Kanye: Welcome to Heartbreak

Some new-new for you Friday courtesy Fubiz.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Bronson

So here's the plot: guy from well-to-do family gets a little megalomaniacal and finds a way to turn a 7 year armed robbery sentence into a discretionary life sentence and is still in jail 34 plus years later. In solitary confinement, no less. How did he manage that, you ask? Well, there's the free answer, and then there's the $10 answer. The line for tickets forms behind me.

Case of the Mondays?

Nothing like getting hit in the nuts then tearing your ACL.

How to Fight


From the description:
Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesn't have to be. Here's three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Opposites

We're keepin' it dirty. Enjoy.




Something New for Sunday Night

If you like Will Ferrell, television, comedy, and you don't have anything to do this Sunday evening at 10:30 est, I would suggest ordering HBO if you don't already have it.

This Sunday is the premiere of his new show "East Bound and Down", which is about a former professional baseball player who is washed up, lazy , and now a substitute teacher in his home town of Shelby, NC. Will Ferrell plays a Import car dealer who resembles a real life car dealer form east Tennessee named Steve Grindstaff(He is the one that looks like an over weight white version of Michael Irvin). I couldn't be more happy about this show. You have got to be border line retarded not to watch this show.

Weirdo of the week...



New Berlin - Describing a pattern of manipulation and deception using the social networking site Facebook, the Waukesha County district attorney today announced sexual assault charges against a New Berlin Eisenhower student who authorities say coerced male students into sexual encounters.Anthony R. Stancl, 18, posing as a female on Facebook, persuaded at least 31 boys to send him naked pictures and then blackmailed some of the boys into performing sex acts under the threat that the pictures would be released to the rest of the high school, authorities say. All 31 boys attend New Berlin Eisenhower High School.

The sexual assaults occurred in the high school bathroom, the high school parking lot, the public library restroom, Valley View Park, Malone Park and at some of the victims' homes, authorities say. At least seven boys were forced into performing sex acts. The 31 males range in age 13 to 19. The youngest sexual assault victim is 15. The investigation into Stancl began after bomb threats on Nov. 12 and Nov. 13 led to the closure of Eisenhower Middle and High School on Nov 14. The sexual assaults occurred throughout 2008. District Attorney Brad Schimel said that while the closure of school due to the bomb scare was costly and inconvenient, the charge "pales in comparison" to what investigators learned later. As police were investigating the bomb threat, which included confiscating Stancl's computer, one victim came forward, he said.
The boy, who was 15 at the time of the assaults, said he was repeatedly forced into sexual acts with Stancl, according to the complaint. Stancl took pictures of every encounter. Stancl was able to coerce the boy into repeated sexual acts by telling him the girl he met on Facebook would release the pictures to the rest of the school if they didn't continue to meet.The boy went to his parents, and then the police after Stancl asked the boy to get nude pictures of his brother. The boy refused to get his brother involved. More than 300 naked photos and movie clips of New Berlin boys and another 600 professionally made pornographic movies involving children were found on the computer, Schimel said. The computer contained 39 folders that were labeled using the boys' names or their screen names. The folders held pictures and movie clips of the boys.

Authorities believe there are more victims and are urging them to come forward, Police Lt. Mike Glider said.
click here for the full article

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Gators wear Jean Shorts...



Is this "The General's" little kid?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

D-Wade is D-Irty

***Allegedly, this is the same expression he makes while urinating***

Up until this point in his career, NBA superstar Dwyane Wade has led a charmed life. In addition to winning a World Championship, an Olympic gold medal, and being named SI Sportsman of the Year, the all-star guard has somehow avoided any negative publicity off the court. However, it appears as though the D-Wade's squeaky clean image is about to take a major hit.

According to Dutch millionaire Richard Von Houtman, Wade frequently enjoys sex parties where he and his posse exchange women while smoking weed-laced blunts. The soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Wade, Siovaughn, somewhat backs up Van Houtman's claim by stating that her husband gave her an undisclosed STD he contracted during one of his extramarital affair.

Next time, D-Wade should remember that NBA players are never supposed to sleep with hoards of women and/or smoke the hippy lettuce. I mean, how would past & present stars such as Wilt Chamberlain, Josh Howard, Shawn Kemp, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Carmelo Anthony feel about such shenanigans. On a serious note, it was harder to think of NBA players who have not been associated with pot or marital infidelities than those who have...I'm not sure if that is sad or awesome.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Damn Birds

I can't see anything going into this engine, but this is supposedly what happens when birds fly into one.

Really?

Really? Saturday Night Live had a funny skit, Really? Wow they actually did something funny for the first time since "Dick In a Box". The only bad part about this, is that they did the exact same skit when Michael Vick got busted for having some of the devil's lettuce with him when boarding a JetBlue plane in Miami. Really SNL is this best you got these days?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

She's an O.G...

M.I.A. ripped up the Grammy stage last night with a bun in the oven singing "Swagger like us" with the three biggest guys in the hip-hop game. Kanye, Jay-Z, Lil' Wayne and T.I. gave one of the best performances I have seen in a while. Enjoy.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

Football Fix

The weekend following the Super Bowl can be quite depressing. Outside of the Arena League & CFL, there are no new football games for 6 months. Here's some medicine for what ails you...

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

My Neck, My Back, My Neck & My Back


Sheyla Hershey had a dream. Though the state of Texas attempted to squash her hopes of gaining recognition from the Guinness Book of World Records, the model/ actress refused to quit. She turned to the wonderful folks of Brazil who agreed to enlarge her FFF breasts into a record breaking set of KKK ta-tas. So much for the old adage, "everything is bigger in Texas". If her boyfriend gets lost in there, it could lead to a whole new definition of "tragic motorboating incident". For more on the story, click here.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

David After the Dentist


Dentists are enablers.

Travis Pastrana does a backflip on a Big Wheel

This dude is balsy. According to the Rad Report, when TP was 14 he separated his spine from his pelvis and was in a coma for two weeks. After multiple blood transfusions he finally regained consciousness and to this day claims only three people have ever survived that type on injury in the US. That is just one injury out of many, which includes:

"in his left knee he’s torn his ACL, PCL, LCL, MCL, his bucket handle meniscus, broken his tibia and fibula, he’s had surgery on his left wrist twice, left thumb once, two surgeries on his back, one on his right elbow, nine on his left knee, six on the right knee, one shoulder surgery which left him with the only piece of metal he has in his body."


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Ladies and Gentlemen...

I give you Martin Louis The King Jr. Is it just me or is Kanye losing his mind? Remember everybody, if you are going to wear a pink sports coat, then you must have a pair of pink Reebok Classics to match.


A message from kwest on Vimeo.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Will Trade Gold Giraffe 4 Food


Most of you are probably familiar with the Cash4Gold service. If you are not, turn on your television right now and watch any program until its reaches a commercial break. Chances are, before the network returns to its regularly scheduled program, you will see a D-list celebrity raving about the ease of turning unwanted gold into cash.

Last night, the service paid to advertise during the Super Bowl. What shocked me about this ad was the choice of spokesmen...M.C. Hammer & Ed McMahon. Upon first glance, these two men could not be more different. Ed is an elderly white man who reached the height of his fame as a TV sidekick in the 70s. On the other end of the spectrum, Hammer is a middle aged black rapper/ preacher who ruled the Billboard charts in the late 80s and early 90s.

Now for the similarity...these two are probably the most widely recognized individuals who would consider using the Cash4Gold service. I guess Cash4Gold was able to afford the $2.4 million price tag for the advertisement by finding spokesmen who would literally work for food. Why pay LeBron hundreds of thousands in appearance fees when you can give these two has-beens a case of Top Ramen, a few boxes of Kraft Mac-n-Cheese, and some canned meat as compensation for their endorsement(s). Was I the only one who felt sorry for them?

Oooops!

Here is the picture of Michael Phelps "working on his breathing" at the University of South Carolina.

High Life Super Bowl Ads


Ads that didn't make the Super Bowl cut. Far and away, the best use of Super Bowl advertising dollars. To hell with your 3D dancing lizards. Nobody drinks SoBe anymore.