New Andre

Face vs. Street

Stage Diving for Dummies...

Man Cuts Arm Off

Oh, did I give away the ending?


Can't wait to see this movie. Well, I can't wait to see MOST of this movie, as I'll be walking out when the self-amputation starts. Certain things should not be committed to celluloid.

Free Energy - Bang Pop (Fool's Gold Remix)

I'd normally post the official video--seeing as there actually is one--but it's of terrible quality, and the one thing I won't do is subject the six people that check this blog to a sub-par musical experience. Plus, this mix is much better. For the original, lack-luster video, click here.

Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr

This looks safe...

Looks like all the necessary safety precautions were put in place. Throw a rope over a tree branch….fetch the rope with a stick….and jump the fuck off. If nothing else, please pause the video at the :59 mark and look to the dad in the blue shorts with the red paddle...Nice set of bitch tits on that one.

Players Only Live Once

Biker, Pedestrian cancel each other out

Pay your bills...

You want to live that baller lifestyle, you better make sure you’ve got the bankroll to afford it. I’m gonna guess that the person who owned this Maserati Quattroporte probably wasn’t in a very good mood that day.

More Fun Stuff from Overseas

Saturday Night Special

Seems like forever ago...

Are you sure the Babe did it this way?

To be honest, I don't know the first thing about baseball recruiting. Unlike some contributors of this blog (hint: Opie), I don't spend months studying and recruiting these young, nubile, finely-oiled athletic machines to work for me as my sole means of providing for my wife and XBOX habit.

So my opinion here is shit. But I came across this video and it makes me want a baseball team, so I can give Alec Cortez a shot. The shot he deserves. Apparently, ambitious young Alec sent this video to at least 100 college coaches. And damn. Not only can he pop up like 4 ten-mph underhand pitches in a row, lift weights in his driveway where people can actually see him (!), catch a lofted ball just over the fence and throw it back to the guy 10 yards away, but can he vandalize the shit out of any tire. "Fuck you, tire!!! Two bats for you!!!" Also, watch him scare the shit out of that seagull with his athleticism on the beach. Too bad that seagull doesn't recruit college baseball players. He'd be 'All Seagull League' in stolen bases.

Happy Boobs Make Happy People

This must be the new golden age of advertising. Case in point, the above spot promoting a Belgium-based maternity shop preaching the breast feeding gospel. Music by Half-Handed Cloud.

LN Video - World News

Shinya Kimura

Die Antwoord

I saw these guys in Rolling Stone the other day, then talked to my boy Charlemagne over at East of I-40 about them. He said he didn't know what to think, nor do I. I hope I run into this crew from South Africa this weekend...

for more weird shit from these guys check out their website.I would highly recommend reading the bio's.

Ol' Merle

I for one would hate to be on the fightin' side of Bonnie, lookin' dangerous in those white windowpane pants. Perm all neat just itchin' for a tussle. Woo!

Crazy Legs Carly

May take a second to load. And not to be critical, but she's asking for a strip carrying the ball so low and in the wrong hand. Good thing she's playing with a bunch of clowns.

Fun with editing software

This will probably get around the internet and old as DOS in a couple days or hours (internet time), but it's pretty well done, so here:

Snatchin' Your People Up (Remix)

Seven and a half million views in the two weeks it's been out, and well deserved.

Air Force 1 - Anatomy of an Urban Legend

Pomparkour

It's an ad, sure, but it's not CGI. This is parkour with hook ladders (aka pompier ladders), and it's all the rage in Kiwi country.

A Short Film

Lifetime Spring/Summer 2011 from Lifetime Collective on Vimeo.

Topless photos!!!

A few years back, a good friend of mine hooked up with a girl affectionately known to a group of people (mostly likely not including her immediate family) as Horseface Saggyboobs. I haven't thought about her in years until today. But when I did, I laughed. I felt bad, but I still laughed. Oh, Horseface. Sorry, Horseface.

But, anyway, that's not the point. What was the point? Oh yeah, this is what I saw today that reminded me of her for some reason. I don't know why it did -- it just did. By the way, don't expect to see lady lumps by clicking on the link.

Nick Saban: Gamechanger

It's all they talk about down here. 0:28 still makes me nauseous.

Happy Shark Week?

This video makes me think...
1) Who listens to Jason Mraz?
2) Who listens to Jason Mraz while shooting bull shark?
3) Who takes kids fishing with a hand gun?
4) What did that shark do to the guy with the hand gun?
5) Why would you shoot a shark when you could gaffe it? Or use a rubber mallet to beat it senseless?
6) The people who shot this video suck.

From Downtown

Welcome to Birmingham where we throw basketballs off stuff for fun.



In case you were wondering, that's 134 feet from the observation deck of Vulcan, and the goal is around 200 feet from the base. Previously...

Jay Electronica - Exhibit A, B, & C

Stop me if you've heard this before...

A couple notes from The Black Keys

This is a blog post. It is for The Black Keys, a very good band. These videos are from their new album 'Brothers'. It's good too. Ya' heard.

Delta Spirit - Bushwick Blues

Off their recent release, History From Below. Previously...