What you say 'bout my Mama!?!?

Nothing like a Turkey Day beat down at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club. You know what the two guys getting stomped on are thankful for? Clear video footage of this abuse of a tight black security t-shirt. See what had happen wuz...

"Now I'm done" - Charlie Weis

Is Notre Dame really a good job? You look at the before and after pictures of Chuck Weis and decide for yourself. One thing is for sure the stress of the unrealistic expectations set forth by the school and alumni coupled with father time have aged Charlie quite a bit over the last five years.

Here is Charlie Weis at his first presser as the head man at Notre Dame...


Here he is in 2009...


One more thing while we are talking ND football, What kind of fan punches the best player on the team in the eye at a bar? Really, why don't you punch one of those speed deamons on the defensive side of the ball.

Holiday Week Wrapup

Wake up, Turkey Junkies! We gotz your recap of two of the better interweb videos that floated around the funny/awesome cyber net last week. And right on time. You may (most definitely) have seen either one or both of these already. Well we have too, so suck on it. We just have been too busy snorting turkey and chugging dressing to give you your fix of awesome.

But if you haven't seen these, then crack open some fresh cranberries, pretend it's last week, and enjoy yourself.

First Jimmy Fallon doing Neil Young doing 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air":


The next, North Carolina heroes (to some), The Avett Brothers, dropped their new video for 'Slight Figure of Speech', care of director (Foot Fist Way, East Bound and Down) and fellow Concord, NC native Jody Hill (music doesn't start for a few minutes, so chill):

The Avett Brothers - Slight Figure Of Speech - watch more funny videos

Turkey and Football

Hopefully we'll see some hits like this today.

Shiny Suds

When Gymnastics meets Futbol

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

5 Octaves

Duke Basketball...

As our good friend Bedgood da IV said...

"More embarrassing than getting caught rimming a fat girl"

and just incase you aren't familiar with the term "rimming", just take a peek here

Just incase you missed it...

The badest man on the planet.

If you want to see the whole fight, just youtube it.

BAM! It was in there....

Work safe screen saver from Craig Robinson.

Craig Robinson Screensaver from Craig Robinson

Girl Fight

This is only interesting because former USC basketball coach Tim Floyd is the guy breaking it up. Good thing he had his buddy with him to stop Sable from hitting him in the head with a chair WCW style.

Wow!

Wow! Can you believe all the endorsement dollas that Psycho T is pulling down these days? First he found that cute little puppy for AT&T and now he is slangin' g-rides for Gerald Lemoine and Performance Acura. I love how he rubs the car down like a Lucy Nguyen over at the Tokyo Rose Massage Parlor. Wow!

Semi Pro Football! Yes!

This is the complete opposite of Beamer Ball, and as the guys over at Deadspin pointed out, this guy has great form, but horrible uniform recognition. How about the guy who comes running over pointing at him as he lays on the ground. If you know what he said, please post it in the comments area.