Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Is that a loose thread?

Seriously Brittney, what the hell are you doing? You are a complete train wreck. Just when I thought you were finally making the comeback I knew you had in you, you talk about your "pussy lips hanging out" without turning off you mic and now you let everybody know that Aunt Flo is in town for the week. I'm sure you were busy sending little Sean Preston to the Zipmart for a fresh pack of Paul Mall Menthols, but next month please remember to tuck your rip cord in.
Thanks,
Opie

Friday, April 24, 2009

Opposites Resurrection: Name Game

Snoop Dogg - Who Am I? (What's My Name?)


The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name


Jim Croce - I Got A Name

Thursday, April 23, 2009

New Mike Judge

Hero: Richard Branson


He's the 238th richest man in the world according to Forbes, but can you really put a value on kite surfing off the coast of your own island with your naked model girlfriend on your back? Full story and more photos here.

Gay Elephants

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Just 'Cause

Delta Spirit (Trashcan) on La Blogotheque

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Native American Guides with Killer Moves


Stanley's new favorite band is Ghostland Observatory, an electro/funk/rock duo out of Austin. Not what I usually expect from him, but the tight white pants (read: bulge) explain everything. From what I understand, the videos--live as they may be--don't accurately represent them or the experience (something about lasers), so I will withhold judgment until I can see them for myself.

Monday, April 20, 2009

AFL Throwbacks


Celebrating their 50th anniversary, the original AFL teams will be sporting throwback jerseys, complete with orange and white unis for the zebras. Do not adjust your HD sets. Teams will be wearing them during a few regular season games including against former AFL opponents. The spectator dress code for such games will be gray flannel suits or dark sport coats and slacks. Customarily, women will be discouraged from attending as their primary responsibilites should keep them at home and within 10 feet of either a child or kitchen appliance. Cocktails will be served on the mezzanine begining at 9 AM.

Left to right: San Diego, Denver, Kansas City (Dallas Texans), Oakland, Tennessee Titans (Houston Oilers), Buffalo, New York Jets (Titans), and New England (Boston).

NFL Draft prep...

from the best. Enjoy.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Staying On The German Theme

Yes, Shiny Toy Guns put out a new version that was picked up for a Lincoln commercial, but you can't beat the original. 1983 forever!

Old Music Sunday Morning


Be sure to drink some water, and a couple Advil wouldn't hurt. Sunday is a big day, you know.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

New Music Saturday Morning


From the new Phoenix album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. It's growing on me.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dancing Henry

Not doing myself any service by opening the door for ridicule every time "tha beat drops," but sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of hilarity. Please enjoy at my expense.

Previously, on Chet Hondo...

No Words


This is apparently several years old, but I'm just now seeing it. Speechless.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Thinking About Changing Our Format


Hot chicks from Wilson, NC and Xterras on Dubs. Discuss.
Google Image search query:"Wilson NC" Photo courtesy BlackPlanet.com. If anyone has any contacts with their website, please let me know in the comments below. I'd love to collaborate.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Pride of Shelby, NC


The French commentary classes it up a bit. Wait, Kenny Powers is from Shelby, NC. No, it couldn't be, could it?

Let the Uncomfortableness Begin

Friday, April 10, 2009

Opposites: Some Old Shit

I've Been Working On The Railroad



Guy moves to Texas and becomes a rap/house fan. Sad story.

Thursday, April 9, 2009