If you get off to this, you got problems.
Thanks for the heads up Lee Bugs!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Best Supporting Actor/State in a Comedy
How fortunate are we to be graced, once again, with an appearance by funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen. In 2002 he lead cheers at the Alabama-Mississippi State football game. In 2005, he raced Will Ferrel to the finish line--on foot--in 'Dega. In 2006, he crapped in a bag and politely handed it to his gracious Helena hosts.
Earlier this year at the Alabama Military Academy in Anniston, he donned a cadet uniform, complete with non-issue thong before being recognized and asked to leave.
And just yesterday, according to the Birmingham News, he crashed a lodge dance at my local Vestavia Hills Civic Center. The prank involved an Argentine tango and lingering kiss...between Cohen's German alter-ego, Brüno, and an unidentified co-star. No word as to whether either stunt will make the final cut, but I'll be seeing Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable when it comes out in July either way.
Earlier this year at the Alabama Military Academy in Anniston, he donned a cadet uniform, complete with non-issue thong before being recognized and asked to leave.
And just yesterday, according to the Birmingham News, he crashed a lodge dance at my local Vestavia Hills Civic Center. The prank involved an Argentine tango and lingering kiss...between Cohen's German alter-ego, Brüno, and an unidentified co-star. No word as to whether either stunt will make the final cut, but I'll be seeing Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable when it comes out in July either way.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Iron Mike Is In The House
"Trailer 2," if you can call it that, is the unedited rant at the 2002 Lewis/Tyson press conference. Little bit of language in this version.
Earmuffs.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
552
Congratulations, you big, goofy French Canadian. You've been my favorite active hockey player since grade school--mostly because of the mask--and now you're the all-time leader in wins. Big ups.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Alberta Cross
Blog Dominance: Day 6
Alberta Cross - Hard Breaks
The only thing I can think to write about this band-post is that it reminds me of that run-in I had with the Alberta border police on summer a few years back. Funny story, but you kinda had to be there. Let's just say that those K9s have amazing noses.
Alberta Cross - Hard Breaks
The only thing I can think to write about this band-post is that it reminds me of that run-in I had with the Alberta border police on summer a few years back. Funny story, but you kinda had to be there. Let's just say that those K9s have amazing noses.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Max Wicked Sick BMX
Blog Dominance: Day 5
Actual listing on Ebay:
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
Actual listing on Ebay:
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Opposites: High-Low
Until someone else decides to post, I'm running this blog.
High Tech: Justice - Stress
Low Tech: Backstage Sessions, Bon Iver - Creature Fear
High Tech: Justice - Stress
Low Tech: Backstage Sessions, Bon Iver - Creature Fear
Thursday, March 12, 2009
La Blogotheque
The best thing to come out of France since...well has anything good ever come from France?
CAE Lambchop #1 - "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" from Nathanaël Le Scouarnec on Vimeo.
La Blogotheque's Take Away Shows are semi-staged, nuts-and-bolts performances from primarily low-profile artists shot in the streets. If you like bands like Fleet Foxes, Tapes 'n Tapes, Bon Iver, Vampire Weekend, The National, The Black Lips--hell, if you just like good music performed in the raw, check it out. Up your indie cred.
Shows are free to download to your computer and iPod.
CAE Lambchop #1 - "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" from Nathanaël Le Scouarnec on Vimeo.
La Blogotheque's Take Away Shows are semi-staged, nuts-and-bolts performances from primarily low-profile artists shot in the streets. If you like bands like Fleet Foxes, Tapes 'n Tapes, Bon Iver, Vampire Weekend, The National, The Black Lips--hell, if you just like good music performed in the raw, check it out. Up your indie cred.
Shows are free to download to your computer and iPod.
New(ish) Music Thursday
Blitzen Trapper - Furr
Furr by Blitzen Trapper from Jade Harris on Vimeo.
Just caught wind of this band out of Portland, but I'm sure it's nothing new to you. You've probably been with them since their Lidkercow days, or saw that great set they played at the Bottletree last Saturday. You're so much cooler than I am, and I'll always hate you for that.
Well, did you know about Tor's remix of Sufjan Steven's Illinoise album?
I knew you did. And you knew the entire album was available for free download, right? Of course you did. You've got nothing else better to do than to make me feel worthless. You should have your own blog.
Furr by Blitzen Trapper from Jade Harris on Vimeo.
Just caught wind of this band out of Portland, but I'm sure it's nothing new to you. You've probably been with them since their Lidkercow days, or saw that great set they played at the Bottletree last Saturday. You're so much cooler than I am, and I'll always hate you for that.
Well, did you know about Tor's remix of Sufjan Steven's Illinoise album?
I knew you did. And you knew the entire album was available for free download, right? Of course you did. You've got nothing else better to do than to make me feel worthless. You should have your own blog.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Two Thumbs and Their Own Louis Shoe
Photos of the new shoes by Martin Louis the King, Jr. due out in June. Unofficial retail estimated at between $600 and $1000, depending on the color of the tassles, I suppose. If you're on the market for these abominations, you're probably in possession of two X chromosomes, and have an iPhone with a 949 area code.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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