Friday, August 29, 2008

The new Vols locker room

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I Google Myself


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Did you know... (NSFW)

... the first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano? That is Snapple Real Fact number 180, straight from the lid of an Oranegade Snapple. You can get all the "Snapple Real Facts" at snapple.com. Any way here is a video about the people who come up with those little tid bits o' wisdom.

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The Opposites

Half of this post was inspired by Weezy F. Baby, who missed a major court date because he was getting his grill cleaned. Click here for details.

Lil Wayne - Lightn' Up My (unreleased)


The Band - The Weight

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The mailman is covered with grass!

"Honey, I'm running to the Exxon to get some beer and gas for the mailbox." This one just makes me wonder how much free time one man can have. I'm sure all of his mullet wearing friends were very impressed. It's also nice to know his mailbox has wheels because I'm sure the house does too.

Erin Andrews can't get enough Cocks

That's right boys and girls, our favorite sideline reporter, Erin Andrews went on record as saying she can't get enough of the Gamecocks. Erin will be on hand with ESPN in Columbia, SC tonight for the kickoff to the college football season. She also said that USC was like a stepchild to Florida. For the rest of the story click here.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

And they were only $940 per seat...

Check out the awesome view from inside the new Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. As the Colts move to their new home this season, they claim that they will not sell these seats, but I have to ask, Why did you put them there. I just hope nobody has already been screwed without knowing it since the Colts currently have a waiting list for tickets.

Coming to a ghetto near you!!

WTF, where in the hell do people come up with this stuff. Click here for the story.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Greatest Athlete Ever

Another Benji-inspired post. I'm a huge proponent of elite athletes acting like they're better than everybody else--because they are. Let middle-tier joe's fight over the sportsmanship trophy. When Michael Phelps came from behind and slapped the wall instead of coasting home like a certain silver medalist, this is how he should have celebrated.

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Uh Oh!

Every wonder what it looks like when a tractor trailer cuts across two lanes of heavy traffic right in front of you?

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Shoulda Woulda Coulda

What is it with American born athletes going to compete for countries that they have never lived in at the Olympics. Mike Cavic, the "Serbian" who almost beat Michael Phelps, and then protested it after he lost, was born in Anaheim California. He went to high school in Irvine, went to college at the University of California, and now lives and trains in Florida. Cavic was quoted as saying "At the time I wasn't good enough to swim for the U.S., and I thought it would be a good opportunity to try to get on the Olympic team with Yugoslavia. All throughout my childhood, my parents really instilled Serbian value and culture in me". You know what they say, if you can't beat em, join a different country. Anyway here is a clip of him talking about rematch with Phelps. Well, sorry Cavic, Phelps is chillin with Mickey and the gang in your backyard.

Just let this one go Andy...

I don't really know what to think about this video, but whenever Roddick loses I feel the same way as the Undertaker.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The Big Donkey

Adam Dunn has one of my favorite nicknames in all of sports, I'm glad somebody else thought enough about him to write a song about it. I would also have to agree with the song, getting Dunn was a very good trade for Arizona.

Freestyle walking is so 90's


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Miss Sister 2008

Has anybody ever really seen a hot nun? Do they exist? I can't say that I have ever seen one, apparently they are out there. Click here for the story.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Only 4 more days!

Thats right, only four more days until college football kicks off with NC State and South Carolina on ESPN thursday night football. Fans like the ones below are one of the many reasons we watch. Just click here for a few more reasons why we look forward to fall.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Can't Tell Me Nuthin'

Benji's Kanye post reminded me how much I love Zach Galifianakis. I'm boycotting VH1 until they bring back Late World with Zach. Then again, they do have Best Week Ever. That's a good show. Damn you VH1.

Face Fulla Celebration Mon!


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The Opposites

For your listening pleasure...
Chatham County Line - Route 23


Kanye West - Diamonds from Sierra Leone

Should Have Woke Up

Barack Obama's body man (Reggie Love) has been getting a ton of press lately for being a former Duke basketball and football player, and is "way cool" according to Obama. After seeing these photos a few years back, I have to disagree with Senator Obama's opinion of Reggie Love.







BALLS!!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Who brings dance moves to a fist fight?

I wish this was a higher quality video, but I do love the way the white guy never even looks back at the dude after he squares him up.
Hey Debo, Debo, you got knock da fuck out!

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Really, you can lay down now

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.

A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.


His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing."

The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish.

Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Mother Nature 1 - Kite Surfer 0

Check out 'ol boy trying to kite surf during tropical storm Fay. The real question is, did god punish him for challenging the storm, or for thinking it was cool to kite surf?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Why'd ya do that?

I completley understand fans going crazy for foul balls at baseball games, this past weekend I screamed like a seven year old until I was given a ball by a member of the Red Sawx grounds crew. But to do what this guy does is beyond me. First that beer was probably around nine dollars, secondly half of it spills, and third the ball is soaked. As far as I can tell home boy just wasted $4.50 and ruined a souvenir, what a boner.

R.I.P. LeRoi Moore

The Dave Matthews Band has provide me and many others great music for many years, yesterday we lost one of the founding members, sax player LeRoi Moore. Altough it appears that the band will carry on since they played a concert the night he passed we will surely miss this wonderful talent. Here is a little taste of what we will miss.

Jive Azz Monkee

I know we have all seen this video, but given the name of the site, I felt it was important that this be the way we started things here. Enjoy!